Story time!

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Story time!

Me: wow I got a lotta chitin I should use it!

Archaeopteryx: oh hello random hooman! I just so happen to eat chitin!

Me: PRAISE THE LORD OF ARK! I WONT NEED TO MAKE MY 190007786 PAIRs OF CHITIN ARMOUR!

Archaeoteryx: uh...imma run away hooman scary.

Me: huh? Where'd you go?

Archaeoteryx: baaaaiiiii

Me: aw man now I do need to make my 4848474473737737 pair of armour...

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