“Quick and easy taming”

Why?

It’s not easy

I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

People with arachnophobia be like sheesh

Ark be like 🤑🤑

Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and it’s a shoulder mount

HOLY JESUS MOM!!! DAD!!!’ THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

Alright kids today’s fu**ing lesson is when a BIG ASS spider attacks you you say FUS RO DAH ok? Kids: ok! Up comment if you play skyrim

the big spider Yeet feet Boy hi

This and the broodmother would need a big shoe to be killed

This and the broodmother would need a big shoe to be killed