Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How different level people see Araneo:
1-10: what is it?
11-20: I don't like this cave.... AAAAH SPIIDE-
21-30: alright I brang a tame with me this time it should be a bit better ohgodidontrememberitshootingwebs
31-50: alright... I got a gun (pulls out pistol) and a baryonyx. Let's go! (10 minutes later) YES I GOT THE ARTIFACT
51-60: (just realizes it drops a lot of chitin) oh yea, it's time
61-100: free chitin YOLO
More Araneo Funny Tips
I hate spiders, so when I go on a walk with my dinos on spider crawling plains, Iโm on my titanosaurusโs back, with my Rex, Spino, Giga, Reaper, and other large dinosaurs, along with my Titanosaurusโs feet, squashing them in a bug guts massacre as Iโm losing in poker with my friends, oh how hard my life is. ๐
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Human meat
Is what I crave
I am spider
I am bug
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spoutโฆ OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingโs
Going dark
I donโt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman ๐
How much cheese burgers can it fit in itโs mouth?