Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

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More Araneo Funny Tips
Tiny little slide shall now be killed with firel
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Human meat
Is what I crave
I am spider
I am bug
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout⦠OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingβs
Going dark
I donβt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman π
Awwww, cute
(Get organs ripped out)
Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.