Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

This seemed like a good place
Human: Ugh, this cave is so hard to beat, if only there was an easier way..
Spamton: *warped laughingโ hey! Its me [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] buy now get easy killing and FILTH! Introducing the Insect Gun!
Spamton: This spider is FILTHY, but only three shots from KITCHEN GUN
*noise x3*
Spamton: And its gone like new!
Spamton: watch how it cleeeeans this ARTHRO
*noise x3*
Spamton: bye-bye, FILTH
Spamton: monke.
*noise x3*
Spamton: i respect this KITCHEN GUN!
Spamton: Humans!
(Human level 60 has been killed!)
(Gamer level 76 has been killed!)
(AAAAEEEE level 89 has been killed!)
Spamton: ha *glitched laughing*
More Araneo Funny Tips
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Human meat
Is what I crave
I am spider
I am bug
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spoutโฆ OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingโs
Going dark
I donโt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman ๐
Welcome to Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will bite and claw
Then unhinge my jaw
Gonna gulp u down
But don't start to frown
For u taste like a cupcake
Then I start to see you shake
But donโt fret!
Iโm only a cute little bug that wants a pet!
Letโs do a fun game
But you canโt beat me with the help of a tame
It will be a waste, for I will gulp it down as well.
Isnโt that swell?
Now your up against a wall
Donโt bother to call
Now you will fall
And I think I won this round.
No where to turn around.
โ plastic bag
Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.