Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Caving in A nutshell
Yo enter Le cave with a Bary (extremely powerful caving mount)
Yo run down lonk cave
Yo see water and yo drink so yo donβt faint when pumping the stimberries
Kroc comes out to preform River Monsters S11 on yo
You has goot longnekk gun and you two shot it
You get outa Le water and back onto your LandShark
Armour breaks
You snap around to find out that the son of a beach that broke the armour is reformed vegan millipede of doom
Dismember arthro
KILL ALL LE SNEKS
artifact at last :D
*silk spinning sounds*
OH GOD OH CRAP
SPOODWR OS HERE FOR KILL BILL VOL.3
GET THE FRIKIN GUN HHJD HFHDH
PUMP STIMS
BREATHE
PUMP STUMS
KILL SPOODER
GET ARTIFACT
A SHEET HERE WE GO AGAIN
KILL KROCZ SNEKS ARTHROS
AAA FORGOT BOUT SCORPIONS
K WE OUT HERE
OBLIEST TIME
GET ON BIRB
ACK WE HEAVY
GRIN AND BEAR IT
TRIBUTE
the end: you get ramshackle bow .-.
CAVING OSNT ALWAYS WORTH IT SOMETIMES
More Araneo Funny Tips
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Human meat
Is what I crave
I am spider
I am bug
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout⦠OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
Just look at its face it looks like B yoda stuffing a frog in his mouth β¦ expect. The frog is you
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
I was in a cave and I look over and this thing gave me a mini heart attack lol^^
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingβs
Going dark
I donβt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman π
Ur gonna need a big freaking newspaper