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Me: Lets go boys to get this artifact! The Boys: RUN! Me: What are you scared of caves? Pff, scaredy cats. Also Me: *Looks behind* What….. The….. AHH! The Araneo: DINNER IS SERVED KIDS! Me: *Cuts web* *Pulls out minigun*. The Araneos Kids: AHH DAD HELP!! *Splatter Sounds*. Me: *Shoots all the Araneos to extinction* (Art by The PBJ Player) Thanks you guys! Like for more art!

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Im scared leave the caves never go back i dont like them

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It's A Poor man's cosmo.

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I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

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1 or 2 years ago if you said I'd love araneos a lot, I'd think you were crazy, nowadays... I'd believe because I do I have 3 already.

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In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

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Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

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Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

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Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

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THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

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Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋

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