Ark dev: ok ark god what creature should we make next?

Ark god: not quite sure… we can make a actual dinosaur this ti-

Ark dev: *GASP* no no WE CANNOT MAKE AND ACTUAL DINOSAUR IN THIS DINOSAUR GAME.

Ark god: too bad buddy.

Ark dev: wait NOOOOOOO.

Ark god: I created the acrocanthasaurus

Ark dev: booooooooo 😒

Ark dev: make the Cerberus but ten times bigger and has elemental heads

Ark god: WAIT UR ONTO SOMETHING.

Continue…

Kinda random I’m just kinda bored and got nothing to do right now lol so U,P if you like it

Y'all are LOSERS bruh 😭🙏 I like "i claim dis" stfu bro

Who actually uses this also Thers are op

Can I get a pteridon into the hydyhole if so please get back to me and if so pls address me as (deputyluk07) thank you 🙏🏼 ✌️

I’m righting a kewl feature for every tame in ark, except for ASA cash grabs

The arthroplora is good for grinding loot in caves. If by very good you mean insane amounts of resources when you combine loot you get plus an industrial grinder. The arthro doesn’t get agroed by wild creatures, allowing you to slowly but surely make your way around the caves without any damage taken

I am posting a kewl feature for all of arks tameable creatures… except the cash grabs that a certain molusk has been shipping out of the factory at alarming rates. Please Snail Games, make tames free once more

Posting a kewl feature for each of arks tameable creatures (even the cash grabs on ASA)

The argent is easily the most versatile flyers in the game. 50% weight reduction on metal, obsidian, and crystal. Saddle works as a smithy if you need on in a pinch, gains hp rapidly when it harvests a body. But the best feature on this thing is the stats, it has decent health, good melee (especially for a flyer), good weight (plus the weight reduction makes it great for grinding, and good stamina. It has been replaced by the big bug that terrorizes the swamps when it comes to grinding but is still a great tame.

Make it spawn not on south zone 1

I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend

Gauntlet of Fear: part one

Gale wakes up on a beach with a terrible headache and a strange sensation in his arm “what the…” he lifts his arm to shield his eyes immediately noticing the piece of technology in his wrist “What the hell!?” He scratches his arm and tries to pull it out, only succeeding to hurt himself before sitting on a rock “I must be going crazy”. Suddenly a small noise squeaks from the bushes, instinctively Gale picks up a stick and points it at the bushes “Wh- who’s there?” A nearly screams as a reptile crawls out, except… it had wings and a bulb on its tail.

Part two coming soon! ~TheMurp~

Ark assistant: Uhm… the ark players have been complaining the game isn’t hard enough.

Dev: how so?

Ark assistant: they said they want something classic. Like from mythology, or a monster movie. A lot of dedicated players have already beat the game several times. And they want it to be hard core.

Dev: hold my coffee.

— plastic bag

His so I’m gonna be starting a new series, please give me feedback, it will be a story series on this page, every vote, downvote, or comment helps!

~TheMurp~

To make milk last much longer than preserving bin, add the milk to barrel storage(bobs tall tales) seal the barrel and youre good for about 24 hours!

Works for nameless venom too

Tame this Creature with simple kibble and he give u an egg for regular kibble... Or u just tame a low level with berries if u want farm an egg for regular kibble

In mobile u can get wyvern egg if u have female and male wyvern with the same element and mates them...

DON'T feed it element to much because it will kick you off your mount and kill all of your dinos

From my experience with the raptor it is a versatile mount but I can’t hold much it’s good with killing. I’d say it’s better early game