*ahem* ark, WHY DO THEY PRODUCE ANGLER GEL, i just want da pretty light
- chicken nugget council
Angler
Jokes and funny moments about the Angler from ARK players.
Irl Anglerfish males are tiny, i guess all ark Anglerfish are female lmao.
HOL UP!!!!!!!! IT HAS 3 NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 3 GLOWY THINGYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS EYE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN EYE!!!!
Also pls sub to alpha raptor empires of the under growth
Dance with him till he likes you
For survivors that are afraid of the dark but don’t forget to feed it
I dont have a tip. But I have something else.
PREPARE TO BE ANNOYED
(Tap on this message)
Congrats, it is time.
There once was a fish called Mish.
He liked to play Kish.
But one day, an angler came and made a dish. Mish the Fish liked to play Kish and now was a…
I dont have a tip. But I have something else.
PREPARE TO BE ANNOYED
(Tap on this message)
Congrats, it is time.
There once was a fish called Mish.
He liked to play Kish.
But one day, an angler came and made a dish. Mish the Fish liked to play Kish and now was a dish.
A-angry angler
B-beaten angler
C-crooked angler
D-demolished angler
E- eaten angler
F- fun angler
G- grammar angler
H- hissing angler
I-I am not an angler
J- jumbo angler
K- kilo angler
L- laughing angler
M- mad angler
N- nerdy angler
O- OP angler
P- plenty of anglers
Q- quiet angler
R- ready angler
S- sad angler
T- tryhard angler
U- unhappy angler
V- vixxy the angler (cant think, need name)
W- wild angler
X- x-rayed angler
Y- yeild sign angler
Z- zippy zappy this angler is flappy
Congrats you survived
More
A.
Sir I see the light.
Sir?
Yes, go towards it.
The light sir?
Yes.
I see a huge angler sir.
Get closer.
(Connection lost)
Yay you got through that. I have no characters left sooo bai. Ty. 🔼
Ahh yes, enslaved annoyance. Words so I can post this
SNALE GAMES LEAK WITH THE EYES
So many cheaters ruin this game!!
I can see these things as they just lure me in it's just funny how they lure me and and then I just die I'm in the middle ocean I need help
Probably my 4-5 try of playing Ark i was wondering what was in the deep oceans this thing came up to me and made me log off onto another sever
Angler: here fishy’s!
Angler flashes thing on head
Ceolocanth swims by.
Angler: yum
Angler eats ceolocanth
Angler keeps flashing.
Alpha moss swims by.
Mosa: thanks for showing me where you were dinner!
Me: MMMMMMMM scary me touchy
Mi fren: NO no touchy
Me: Y NO TOUCHY
Mi fren: Cuz that *points behind me*
Me: *turns around*
Angler: MMMMMMM FOOOOOOOD
Me: Ohhhhhhh shi-
Ok bai thx for reading
I wonder where nemo and dory are?
See if you’re brain dead like me you use a crossbow with NORMAL ARROWS to try and knock it out, it was my first time going out in the ocean because i just got done taming a dolphin and i thought i had my tranq arrows turns out i didn't and i kept asking my self “why do…
See if you’re brain dead like me you use a crossbow with NORMAL ARROWS to try and knock it out, it was my first time going out in the ocean because i just got done taming a dolphin and i thought i had my tranq arrows turns out i didn't and i kept asking my self “why do these guys always die before i can knock them out?” It wasn't until then i checked my inventory about 40 minutes later i realized i had tranqs so remember kids always check you inventory for tranqs before you go into the ocean!
Look like an under water nameless
My dog when he sees any type of food:
They snatched the anglerfish, threw alien details on it, then put it into ARK.
Oof.
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱…that thing is going to eat you whole like a nut
Real men flash their own lights at them