Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: MMMMMMMM scary me touchy
Mi fren: NO no touchy
Me: Y NO TOUCHY
Mi fren: Cuz that *points behind me*
Me: *turns around*
Angler: MMMMMMM FOOOOOOOD
Me: Ohhhhhhh shi-
Ok bai thx for reading
More Angler Funny Tips
P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
I swim in sea
I eat my prey
But when I hurt
I swim away
I gather pearls
I glow from head
If you face me
You are dead
I am angler
I am fish
You are human
You are dish
-angler song!- sry I didnβt do one for ammonite, couldnβt make up a good one. Like for more!
When it's pearls giving you trouble,
The angler will give you double,
With a light on its head,
you can keep your stead,
For pearls, you will no longer hustle.
Hol up.... HE HAS 3 GLOWY THINGIES!!! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES!!?!?? HIS FIN IS ALSO ATTACHED TO HIS GIIILLLLLLS!!!
-AlphaTheRaptor
It thincc
It protecc
But most importantly
It scary as hecc
I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so thereβs your interesting fact of the day
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES
Congrats you found me you win nothing
Angler:I WILL EAT YOU
bob:*gets Fork and Knife* fish and chips
Angler:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
bob:*cooks* *takes bite out of angler* needs salt
Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.
Hey! Nice angler limerick whoever you are. Also who ever wrote the angler song, props to you too!
~CL1