My favorite thing with anglers

"Hey I'm going on a pearl run, anyone wanna play bodyguard?"

Are you going to bite ammonites this time?"

"Told you it wasn't on purpose"

"Alright alright I'll go lemme get some scuba and I'll hop on the mosa"

Ten minutes later my tribemate is having to save me from two mosas, an alpha mosa, 50 anglers, 20 eels, 7 plesies all in one area

"STOP BITING THE AMMONITES"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! they hide in the reefs and I hit them if they happen to be by a pearl patch! :'( "

Nope, totally biting them on purpose hehehe

P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

*ahem* ark, WHY DO THEY PRODUCE ANGLER GEL, i just want da pretty light

- chicken nugget council

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

Dance with him till he likes you

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing