Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
Overseer : I’m the king of the arks!
Ammonite has joined the game
Ammonite: Wrong, I am!
Overseer: You?hahaha! I bet I could hurt you if I poked you!
Ammonite:*gets poked* ouchie!
Every life form: little bro! Charge!!!
Overseer: AAUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Congratulations ( Earth) for beating the game
Ammonite: weakling! You can’t beat my friends!
Overseer blows up from gogle plex giganotosaurus bites at once after being pinched by a mountain of compsognathus and a cloud of dimorphodons after being dropped onto the floor by 1M argentavis AFTER being rampaged by a herd of allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex and drowned by spinosaurus and covered with the ink of the ammonite
-Eighthop
What happens every time some one punches these or even GLANCE!
You:heh heh heh, your cornered now, now give me those black pearls!
*hits*
Ammonite: OW! HELLP HEEELLP!
You: …
Ammonite:hey guys,I need a lil help here
Mosa:RIGHT BEHIND YA SQUIDY!
Other mosa: Do we get paid for this?
Shark: Let’s eat
Ammonite: Ty guys
You: To h#*% with you ammonite…
*gets eaten alive*
I have no Idea why these things aren’t tameable! They seem big enough to ride. And just because they live down deep doesn’t mean that someone can’t go down there and shoot them with tranqs. I believe they should have an ability similar to that of the tusotoethus. But it can only work on creatures no larger than a manta of course.