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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
What happens every time some one punches these or even GLANCE!
You:heh heh heh, your cornered now, now give me those black pearls!
*hits*
Ammonite: OW! HELLP HEEELLP!
You: …
Ammonite:hey guys,I need a lil help here
Mosa:RIGHT BEHIND YA SQUIDY!
Other mosa: Do we get paid for this?
Shark: Let’s eat
Ammonite: Ty guys
You: To h#*% with you ammonite…
*gets eaten alive*
I have no Idea why these things aren’t tameable! They seem big enough to ride. And just because they live down deep doesn’t mean that someone can’t go down there and shoot them with tranqs. I believe they should have an ability similar to that of the tusotoethus. But it can only work on creatures no larger than a manta of course.