Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hit it with a itchy that's what I'm gonna do to get a mosa and blow them away with a sword
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die
Micheal Jackson says hehe klombo says cute roar cute roar
Ammonite says squirt squirt roar roar ...
But what does the reaper say ding ding rang rang ooh ooh aah aah