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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ark god 1:ok….cadence since we made you an ark god a few days ago for making the basalisk you will make somthing small
Me:ok slay i love being a god i can prank other players (spawns a Rex next to a unicorn)
Ark god 2:yes but now start to make the new creture
Me:aquatic
Ark god 1:kk
Me:hmmmm make it look like a snail and a octopus
Ark god 2:done
Me:when it gets hit make it squirt ink on you that makes everything hate you
Ark god 2:everthing?
Me:everything and make it live in coral reefs so it’s hard to spot
Ark god 1: your pure evil and I love it
Ark god2:I’m adding that nowww
Me:any name ideas?
Ark god2:how abt ammonite?
Me:like that like that
Arl gid 1:adding that
Me:anything else?
Ark god 1&2:nope let’s create it
Me:WAIT make it drop ammonite bile
Ark god 1:sure
(Creates and sends down tk the mortal ark players)
Player123:(underwater in scuba gear and see’s the new mob)oooo what it drop???(hits)whats that growl (spots 2 Alfa megs 50 stingrays 100 Sarcos 25 stingrays and a swarm of anglers coming there way at full speed and they pray to the ark gods)
Me:(gives them a icthy with a saddle so they can escape to see 24 Alfa rexes 12 alloes ect) player1234:GOSH DANG IT (gets killed)
One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas
Overseer : I’m the king of the arks!
Ammonite has joined the game
Ammonite: Wrong, I am!
Overseer: You?hahaha! I bet I could hurt you if I poked you!
Ammonite:*gets poked* ouchie!
Every life form: little bro! Charge!!!
Overseer: AAUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Congratulations ( Earth) for beating the game
Ammonite: weakling! You can’t beat my friends!
Overseer blows up from gogle plex giganotosaurus bites at once after being pinched by a mountain of compsognathus and a cloud of dimorphodons after being dropped onto the floor by 1M argentavis AFTER being rampaged by a herd of allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex and drowned by spinosaurus and covered with the ink of the ammonite
-Eighthop