Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What happens every time some one punches these or even GLANCE!
You:heh heh heh, your cornered now, now give me those black pearls!
*hits*
Ammonite: OW! HELLP HEEELLP!
You: …
Ammonite:hey guys,I need a lil help here
Mosa:RIGHT BEHIND YA SQUIDY!
Other mosa: Do we get paid for this?
Shark: Let’s eat
Ammonite: Ty guys
You: To h#*% with you ammonite…
*gets eaten alive*
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*