Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Overseer : I’m the king of the arks!
Ammonite has joined the game
Ammonite: Wrong, I am!
Overseer: You?hahaha! I bet I could hurt you if I poked you!
Ammonite:*gets poked* ouchie!
Every life form: little bro! Charge!!!
Overseer: AAUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Congratulations ( Earth) for beating the game
Ammonite: weakling! You can’t beat my friends!
Overseer blows up from gogle plex giganotosaurus bites at once after being pinched by a mountain of compsognathus and a cloud of dimorphodons after being dropped onto the floor by 1M argentavis AFTER being rampaged by a herd of allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex and drowned by spinosaurus and covered with the ink of the ammonite
-Eighthop
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas