Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Overseer : I’m the king of the arks!
Ammonite has joined the game
Ammonite: Wrong, I am!
Overseer: You?hahaha! I bet I could hurt you if I poked you!
Ammonite:*gets poked* ouchie!
Every life form: little bro! Charge!!!
Overseer: AAUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Congratulations ( Earth) for beating the game
Ammonite: weakling! You can’t beat my friends!
Overseer blows up from gogle plex giganotosaurus bites at once after being pinched by a mountain of compsognathus and a cloud of dimorphodons after being dropped onto the floor by 1M argentavis AFTER being rampaged by a herd of allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex and drowned by spinosaurus and covered with the ink of the ammonite
-Eighthop
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*