Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark god 1:ok….cadence since we made you an ark god a few days ago for making the basalisk you will make somthing small
Me:ok slay i love being a god i can prank other players (spawns a Rex next to a unicorn)
Ark god 2:yes but now start to make the new creture
Me:aquatic
Ark god 1:kk
Me:hmmmm make it look like a snail and a octopus
Ark god 2:done
Me:when it gets hit make it squirt ink on you that makes everything hate you
Ark god 2:everthing?
Me:everything and make it live in coral reefs so it’s hard to spot
Ark god 1: your pure evil and I love it
Ark god2:I’m adding that nowww
Me:any name ideas?
Ark god2:how abt ammonite?
Me:like that like that
Arl gid 1:adding that
Me:anything else?
Ark god 1&2:nope let’s create it
Me:WAIT make it drop ammonite bile
Ark god 1:sure
(Creates and sends down tk the mortal ark players)
Player123:(underwater in scuba gear and see’s the new mob)oooo what it drop???(hits)whats that growl (spots 2 Alfa megs 50 stingrays 100 Sarcos 25 stingrays and a swarm of anglers coming there way at full speed and they pray to the ark gods)
Me:(gives them a icthy with a saddle so they can escape to see 24 Alfa rexes 12 alloes ect) player1234:GOSH DANG IT (gets killed)
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*