Armonite:*farts*

Me:ewww why you fart

Armonite:I did not you smelt it you felt it

*hearing alpha lead and alpha mosa and alpha meg*

Me:ahhhhhhh just keep swimming he farted not me don’t get me he did it

Armonite: hahahahahaha

You: ohh a little squid

Brain cell: hit it

You: no

Brain cell: hit it

You: hits it

Ocean: hi time do die

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

These squid thingies have a disturbing mouth and are basically ARK's version of the chickens in Skyrim.

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just punch it

And look behind you

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

If you find one attack it you get a special buff