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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
The ammonite...an ocean nightmare..touch and...every SINGLE creature (ALL OCEAN DINOS) will come for you..so beware if you fight one of these be prepared to die..UNLESS you have a basilo, a mosa, or a tuso. If you DONT have a strong water tame..you will D-I-E...
Why am I confusing this thing with a pokemon๐ค
*papyrus*who lives in a pineapple under the sea*sans*SpongeBob SquarePants*quack*
You need to punch it then you will tame every creature in the ocean
Me: free xp LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Lv 1 btw with a club)
Also me:punches dis dudeee
A on-site: f a r t s
All the creatures in the ocean: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Me: SMACKKK W/ CLUB
also me: SHOVES MEAT AND NARCOTICS INTO EVRY SINGLE ONES BUTHOLE
And thatโs when pro knew he F***** up by raiding noob.
Punch it it gives u speed, stamina, and oxygen buff. All other comments about it summoning ocean creatures are jst hoax going around for last year or so donโt worry
You all donโt like ammonites aye? Well listen to the expert upon these. I, have had tea and cookies with these kind fellows and donโt want people attacking them so they arenโt sick. The ocean agrees and they help is someone attacks the ammonite. So I think people should just lay off these snails and go find someone your own size to punch.
I just noticed when it is near death it not only swims away but farts too.
I was sitting on my raft and
was able to shoot the ammonite and every creatures still assaulted me
I WAS GETTING SWARMED BY OVERSIZED LIZARDS
PLEASE DONT TOUCH HIM PLEASEEE
Wait... that can fit in a fu/cking HATCHFRAME
I was swimming and I found one of those in an underwater dive things with my friends and I found one and my friend punched cause heโs pretty dum but he didnโt know what is was and well he died lol oof r.i.p dragon :( but he respawned and after he died we went back up to shore where he was and an ammonite followed us and died on da shore ๐๐
Me:(hits this thing)
Everything in the ocean:Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Death squid
Hi
There
Find the difference
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Mother F***er summon an Level 30 Alpha Mosa on me.
GREAT TAME TO HAVE FOR PVP.......GREAT TAME FOR SOAKING BASES IN OIL CAVE PEARL CAVE ETC. I RECOMMEND TAMING THIS WITH RAW MEAT AND MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE FRONT OF IT AS YOU WILL GET SUKMA BALLZ FAGG
Slap it itโs safe it just spaghetti in a shell it give u 9282888383838383893929383938383923838383838399383838383838383 Experience try it๐
Me -exists- Ammonite: GUARDS! EXCECUTE HIM
Micheal Jackson says hehe klombo says cute roar cute roar
Ammonite says squirt squirt roar roar ...
But what does the reaper say ding ding rang rang ooh ooh aah aah
You get the same outcome with this guy when you punch a younger sibling