
Me: free xp LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Lv 1 btw with a club)
Also me:punches dis dudeee
A on-site: f a r t s
All the creatures in the ocean: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Me: SMACKKK W/ CLUB
also me: SHOVES MEAT AND NARCOTICS INTO EVRY SINGLE ONES BUTHOLE
And that’s when pro knew he F***** up by raiding noob.
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*