
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ammonite? Funny ammonite jokes submitted by ARK players.
You all don’t like ammonites aye? Well listen to the expert upon these. I, have had tea and cookies with these kind fellows and don’t want people attacking them so they aren’t sick. The ocean agrees and they help is someone attacks the ammonite. So I think people should just lay off these snails and go find someone your own size to punch.
Noob: ooooo nautilus!
Pro: what ever u do just don pun- *noob punches it*
Ammonite farts
Noob: ewwwwwww that smells so bad! The whole ocean must have smelled that!
Pro: yea they did
Megalodon: ur gonna regret that
*noob sees like 20 megs dashing tword him*
Noob: OH SH-
Player 2517377 lvl 11 has been killed by megaladon lvl 60
Me: free xp LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Lv 1 btw with a club)
Also me:punches dis dudeee
A on-site: f a r t s
All the creatures in the ocean: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Me: SMACKKK W/ CLUB
also me: SHOVES MEAT AND NARCOTICS INTO EVRY SINGLE ONES BUTHOLE
And that’s when pro knew he F***** up by raiding noob.
I was swimming and I found one of those in an underwater dive things with my friends and I found one and my friend punched cause he’s pretty dum but he didn’t know what is was and well he died lol oof r.i.p dragon :( but he respawned and after he died we went back up to shore where he was and an ammonite followed us and died on da shore 😂😂