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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

You all don’t like ammonites aye? Well listen to the expert upon these. I, have had tea and cookies with these kind fellows and don’t want people attacking them so they aren’t sick. The ocean agrees and they help is someone attacks the ammonite. So I think people should just lay off these snails and go find someone your own size to punch.
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*