Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You all don’t like ammonites aye? Well listen to the expert upon these. I, have had tea and cookies with these kind fellows and don’t want people attacking them so they aren’t sick. The ocean agrees and they help is someone attacks the ammonite. So I think people should just lay off these snails and go find someone your own size to punch.
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*