Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

I wonder if it's in a japenese hentai
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
See this? Wellβ¦ itβs stronger than gigas
908 GIGAS⦠trust me I tried.
You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die