Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas