Overseer: You?hahaha! I bet I could hurt you if I poked you!
Ammonite:*gets poked* ouchie!
Every life form: little bro! Charge!!!
Congratulations ( Earth) for beating the game
Ammonite: weakling! You can’t beat my friends!
Overseer blows up from gogle plex giganotosaurus bites at once after being pinched by a mountain of compsognathus and a cloud of dimorphodons after being dropped onto the floor by 1M argentavis AFTER being rampaged by a herd of allosaurus and Tyrannosaurus rex and drowned by spinosaurus and covered with the ink of the ammonite
This is a story, so ammonites dwell in the deep, so as usual I go with my icthy, to kill some easy bp (sea scorpions) doing so there’s this random ammonite, and all the sudden was lik “BOI WAT U DOIN” then he FARTS EVERYWHERE, Out of nowhere, and I DID not hit him, and u wanna know what happened? The mosasaur I was wanting to tame all the sudden COMES AT ME AS IF I WAS A TREAT FOR A DOG, so I go to the surface cuz they r light intolerant, and I was like “Jesus what the heck man!?” And u know what happened next, THE FREAKING SEAGULLS STARTED SWARMING ME LIKE DIMORPHS, so I did common sense and went underwater, and They some how LEARNED TO FLY UNDERWATER AFTER ME, AND THEN A LEEDSYCTHS ALMOST ATE ME, And went to shore like usain bolt, AND A BRONTO HIT ME INTO JELLYFISH, What did I do to that ammonite who showed me hell in a entire diffrent perspective, And Just let that sink in for a sec, A SEA SNAIL CAUSED ALL OF THIS, and all I got was a single black pearl… Why ammonite, y u bullie me… :(