Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Some tell of a terraria xerg potion
A Minecraft pillager raid
Doom eternal
Dark souls bosses
But this is the true arena
A Minecraft pillager raid
Doom eternal
Dark souls bosses
But this is the true arena
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just punch it
And look behind you
Violets are blue
Just punch it
And look behind you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I die
So do you
Violets are blue
If I die
So do you
You smelt it you dealt it
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
Punch it for an enjoyable experience π€£π€£π€£
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.