Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

So nice of wild card to add my little sister
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Bolls them big bolls
Kk
Them bolls
Is it weird that Iβve never seen these..LIKE NEVER?!? Do they like summon the ocean or somethin Iβm so confused
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
Up if you understand one or both of the references.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
This the thing that hates you unconditionally.
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*