Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.

Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?

Noob:yes!

Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!

Noob: why would I want to go there?

Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!

Noob: do they give me loot?

Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!

Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.

One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas

You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*