Bolls them big bolls

Kk

Them bolls

Is it weird that I’ve never seen these..LIKE NEVER?!? Do they like summon the ocean or somethin I’m so confused

You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

Up if you understand one or both of the references.

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

This the thing that hates you unconditionally.

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*