I touched the deadly spaghetti and found out rather fast that the ocean love death noodles( not titanboas ) and I got instantly killed now I have a life grudge and kill these no matter what.

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

You: ohh a little squid

Brain cell: hit it

You: no

Brain cell: hit it

You: hits it

Ocean: hi time do die

Awwwww it’s a baby tuso!!!!

More words

Female player: *Hits ammonite*

Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?

Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.

*Mosasaur roaring noise*

Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

Female player: *Hits ammonite*

Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?

Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.

*Mosasaur roaring noise*

Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*