You: ohh a little squid

Brain cell: hit it

You: no

Brain cell: hit it

You: hits it

Ocean: hi time do die

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just punch it

And look behind you

Female player: *Hits ammonite*

Also Female player: You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?

Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.

*Mosasaur roaring noise*

Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*

You all don’t like ammonites aye? Well listen to the expert upon these. I, have had tea and cookies with these kind fellows and don’t want people attacking them so they aren’t sick. The ocean agrees and they help is someone attacks the ammonite. So I think people should just lay off these snails and go find someone your own size to punch.

You all don’t like ammonites aye? Well listen to the expert upon these. I, have had tea and cookies with these kind fellows and don’t want people attacking them so they aren’t sick. The ocean agrees and they help is someone attacks the ammonite. So I think people should just lay off these snails and go find someone your own size to punch.