Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
The three some that will not be tamed; the dodo, the coel and the the snail
I honestly wonder what is faster the snail or the dodo
Go to the redwoods there's no swamp fever... 5 seconds later you get Eaton by a thylacoleo
Make a breeding come alive now
When the French know that sleeping is halal they're gonna try to stay up all night
I love you guys hoe are you โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Only slime I like! Recommend 11/10
Maximize their speed and see how fast it can go
I have four of these little guys in my treehouse on the island, each with a different hat! There so cute! Plus they make tons of paste, so win-win!
Yup these guys are up thier with the dodos and trilobotes
I fear no man, but this thing, it scares me. How the hell am I suppised to keep up with it's diabetic cake demand.
A stealth dino in the fact that they are used and transfered from ark in Metal Gear Soild and are actually the Dog from phantom pain. Cool fact: they can double jump and climb ladders be wary of these devistating animal, they will tea bag you and are ALWAYS Russian cyka blyat.
(Also have boss baby on speed dial)
Thatโs not a shell thatโs a ...............................................................John cena stuck to its back.!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN FACT: Achatinas can wear hats too!
๐๐hi lโm poop l poop you ark
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Good job, 10 out of 10 Ark for making the fastest Dino a cake-eating snail
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Your mom trolllolo we do a little trolling