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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2018-04-30T09:28:41+00:00

This snail like my father its heavy to know if im a lonlely

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-27T01:05:10+00:00

Garry!?!?! (Grabs remote) I was just looking for the sports channel

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2023-11-06T15:03:59+00:00

Hey look everyone! It’s my. Gymnastics wi-fi!

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score -3 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-16T03:32:57+00:00

ONE OF THE WORST TAMES!

Veggie cakes literally take FOREVER to make! If you use it to tame a snail (you have to) they can only eat those afterwards! Sure they basically give you cementing paste, but wouldn’t it be easier just to make it though? You wait one minute to get only one paste from the snail when it would take me half the time just make the freaking paste! Wildcard needs to make it so veggie cakes are easier to make, snails don’t need to eat them once tamed, or just a whole new way to tame them! Don’t get me wrong though snails are very coot.

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2019-01-21T21:58:04+00:00

Can I name it Gary or Gary the snail?

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2019-01-06T22:37:35+00:00

If you not careful it will tickle you wifes pickle wall you sleep so don't bang its wife and if you do be ready for children support

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-12T15:22:57+00:00

A snail better follow it so I can take it's shiny poop

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-05T18:41:43+00:00

Whats the point of taming when you can make a enclosed area and keep it in there and collect paste

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-27T22:42:53+00:00

Gary what I did was wrong, i messed up and now your gone!!!1!11!

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2018-08-24T23:47:42+00:00

Knock knock who's there me me who I SAID ME

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2018-07-01T19:27:38+00:00

Who doesn't like to pick up the sh*t of big and slimy snails to use it for building your house. Yummy.

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2024-02-13T15:14:03+00:00

Has a high to rpor drain ASA up for All to see

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-05T18:15:03+00:00

They couldnt make it eat algae, but cake, definitely! Where does it get cake in the wild? Its grandma?

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-26T15:09:03+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-26T15:07:23+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-26T15:07:06+00:00

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score -4 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-04T10:21:53+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-13T17:39:49+00:00

MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE GAME AVOID AT ALL COSTS CAN KILL 10 WILD GIGAS WITH ONE HIT

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-27T07:40:33+00:00

Abe salo bhasdiko madar choudo bhago yaha ae

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-11T04:44:32+00:00

Doctor: Sponge bob I am sorry to say you’re snail gar-

Sponge bob: HE IS DEAD, GARY NO!!!

Doctor: Gary has diabetes.

Sponge bob: how could this happen to me...