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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
I fear no man, but this thing, it scares me. How the hell am I suppised to keep up with it's diabetic cake demand.
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Good job, 10 out of 10 Ark for making the fastest Dino a cake-eating snail
I need meat how do u get meat? And also i need leather.
Dodo: Why do i hear boss music? OH SHIT!
It is Sus Susususususus
Mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy dad mommy daddy mommy mommy
Your mom trolllolo we do a little trolling
For some reason bolas work but not bear traps like wtf they donโt even have legs upvote if this needs to be changed
Itโs a snail
That is literally all it is
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I was wondering why I only needed 1 cake and I ended up wasting 3 just because I set the taming speed to 10x
Fast as f**k boys.
Today's race is: Microraptor VS Achatina!
Achatina with 0.000000001% of her ultimate speed power: Easy!
Microraptor with 100% of its very slow and weak speed power: This can't be real! Nooooooooo!
ACHATINA WON AND NOW WILL CELEBRATE WITH A CAKE!
This slime boi is about to get a speeding ticket for being too heckin fast
Fuck
When Dino were alive they didnโt have cake but is the only thing. These guys eat??
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to be like Jesus
But how does it get veggie cakes in the wild? Itโs all a trick I tell you.
If you type in snail this pops up
I watched one of these beasts in the wild kill three gigas a titanosaur a alpha Rex a yuty and a pack of Carnos one alpha as well as a alpha tribe all because a dilo agroed it stay away and do NOT agroโผ๏ธ