
What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
I fear no man, but this thing, it scares me. How the hell am I suppised to keep up with it's diabetic cake demand.
A stealth dino in the fact that they are used and transfered from ark in Metal Gear Soild and are actually the Dog from phantom pain. Cool fact: they can double jump and climb ladders be wary of these devistating animal, they will tea bag you and are ALWAYS Russian cyka blyat.
(Also have boss baby on speed dial)
Only slime I like! Recommend 11/10
๐๐hi lโm poop l poop you ark
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Good job, 10 out of 10 Ark for making the fastest Dino a cake-eating snail
Thatโs not a shell thatโs a ...............................................................John cena stuck to its back.!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN FACT: Achatinas can wear hats too!
I need meat how do u get meat? And also i need leather.
Dodo: Why do i hear boss music? OH SHIT!
It is Sus Susususususus
Mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy mommy daddy dad mommy daddy mommy mommy
Itโs a snail
That is literally all it is
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I was wondering why I only needed 1 cake and I ended up wasting 3 just because I set the taming speed to 10x
Your mom trolllolo we do a little trolling
For some reason bolas work but not bear traps like wtf they donโt even have legs upvote if this needs to be changed
Today's race is: Microraptor VS Achatina!
Achatina with 0.000000001% of her ultimate speed power: Easy!
Microraptor with 100% of its very slow and weak speed power: This can't be real! Nooooooooo!
ACHATINA WON AND NOW WILL CELEBRATE WITH A CAKE!
Fast as f**k boys.
This slime boi is about to get a speeding ticket for being too heckin fast
Fuck
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to be like Jesus