Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
They couldnt make it eat algae, but cake, definitely! Where does it get cake in the wild? Its grandma?
Abe salo bhasdiko madar choudo bhago yaha ae
When the French know that sleeping is halal they're gonna try to stay up all night
MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE GAME AVOID AT ALL COSTS CAN KILL 10 WILD GIGAS WITH ONE HIT
Doctor: Sponge bob I am sorry to say youโre snail gar-
Sponge bob: HE IS DEAD, GARY NO!!!
Doctor: Gary has diabetes.
Sponge bob: how could this happen to me...
The three some that will not be tamed; the dodo, the coel and the the snail
I honestly wonder what is faster the snail or the dodo
Go to the redwoods there's no swamp fever... 5 seconds later you get Eaton by a thylacoleo
Make a breeding come alive now
I love you guys hoe are you โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Only slime I like! Recommend 11/10
FUN FACT: Achatinas can wear hats too!
Maximize their speed and see how fast it can go
I have four of these little guys in my treehouse on the island, each with a different hat! There so cute! Plus they make tons of paste, so win-win!
Yup these guys are up thier with the dodos and trilobotes
I fear no man, but this thing, it scares me. How the hell am I suppised to keep up with it's diabetic cake demand.
A stealth dino in the fact that they are used and transfered from ark in Metal Gear Soild and are actually the Dog from phantom pain. Cool fact: they can double jump and climb ladders be wary of these devistating animal, they will tea bag you and are ALWAYS Russian cyka blyat.
(Also have boss baby on speed dial)
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Good job, 10 out of 10 Ark for making the fastest Dino a cake-eating snail
Thatโs not a shell thatโs a ...............................................................John cena stuck to its back.!!!!!!!!!!!!