My friend told me that my movie crush is the Lorax. Does that mean I have a crush on you, CL1?

I will never stop staging dramatic takeovers. And the gators ate my writing hand anyways, so I can’t even sign that if I wanted to.

If the gators want to try and eat my other hand… bring it on. I’m ready this time. “This is my pledge. All gators will die.” *glances over at Gorr*

- President Loki

Good tip, that’s what I was thinking, too.

It loses its luster a bit each time? Do I have to make it DRAMATIC, then?

“I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am BURDENED with GLORIOUS PURPOSE.”

Or how about

“MALAFICE! I am Loki of Jotunheim, and I come bearing a gift. I ask for but one thing in return… a front seat from which to watch Asgard BURN.”

I really waste my time memorizing these Loki scenes.

- President Loki

Uh… look in Tangerine dye.

- President Loki

I think you should keep "A Lone Howl" at the start of it. Lets people know right off the bat it's associated with the other story.

You see, everytime you say you're "burdened with glorious purpose," it loses its luster just a little bit.

Anyways, I come bringing a truce certificate from the gators. They will agree to let you keep your other hand, so long as you stay off their land (and stop staging dramatic takeovers.)

If you accept the terms, sign here:

________

~Classic Lok1 is like the Lorax, but for alligators instead of trees.

Oh, who wants a prequel about Bone’s first murder when he originally submitted to Rage taking control… meeeeeeee…

Rage didn’t make a good choice

He wasn’t nice to his family

But his family wasn’t nice in return, so um

Who cares

- President Loki

Oh, goodie! I can’t wait to read the prequel.

DO NOT EVEN START WITH WHICH LOKI IS BETTER, I HAVE ENOUGH SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES- I mean, ummmm, I’m uh… a very confident guy. I’m a very confident guy. And I have glorious purpose. And I’m confident. Um. Look over there! *Points to Bone buying a corn dog at a stand and disappears in a dramatic plume of green smoke.*

*Reappears, coughing violently in a very sputtering manner, with a dagger in my remaining hand.*

…What was I about to say?

You’re an OLD MAN demigod. But mad respect on the MK 4 Thingamajogger. Uhm…

A Lone Howl: In The Folds of Sanity :)

That’s what Bone’s book will probably be called. Though I may drop the “Lone Howl” part…

What do you think?

Glorious purpose

Is mine

It’s mine

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

- President Loki

May or may not have just mass posted my entire prequal.... hehe. Short but sweet, and of course, my trademark, a mentally deranged character! :D

It's in Sky dye. "Sincerely, Shrikesong" although it may take a few days for it to post because I posted all six chapters in under 10 minutes so dodo dex is probably having a stroke right now lol.

~Classic Lok1 has nothing clever to say down here ;-;

Sorry you had to find out this way, but yes, you're a demigod. There, there, it's alright.

Me, I'm also a demigod, just a way cooler one that doesn't get my hand bitten off by alligators, and when I do die it's still an epic sacrifice. (I remember reading part of a Loki comic, and Classic Loki was in old Scandinavia on this epic quest to help young Odin find some cursed gold to appease some thugs, but the gold was being guarded by a giant monster fish who could defend against anything, and no joke, it read: "So Loki pulled from his messenger bag, a MK 4 Rocket Launcher, because the gold's keeper could only defend against what he could think of." From then on, Jester Loki had my respect.

Outlander's mom... actually, that might work! It could be a short "journal" series of her raising Outlander. I like it! Thanks Pres! Guess you're somewhat useful after all.

~Classic Lok1 is the best Loki, but you have your moments :)

WOOOOOOOOW, you didn’t even REPLY, CL1? How rude of you.

Anyways, uh… I am burdened with glorious purpose.

Everyone likes Loki.

Everyone.

Everyone.

Why does posting A Lone Howl chapters take so long??

- President Loki

I think, cannonically, you HAVE to call it A Long Howl now. You can't escape the true title.

Anyways. I was kinda thinking of making a short prequel to Outlander's story, but knowing me, "short," will get very, very long very, very fast. Besides, my heart's not in it right now. Maybe someday -_-

*Your daily reminder to go to sleep.*

~Classic Lok1 hath poisoned thine autocorrect. Fear me, demigod!

*Coughs and spits and falls over and rolls down a cliff and gets eaten by Oliath. (Is it Oliath or Alioth?)*

Ahem. Hi. Mmmmm, nothing to post here except that I already started planning a sequel to A Lone Howl (my phone just tried to autocorrect to LONG. You poison me, CL1.) even though I haven’t finished the first. Hahahahahahaha yay, that’s so much fun! But Bone gets to be the protagonist, ssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo lucky him. (And you get to see the duel between him and Rage. Or Rage and Innocence, as Rage will say ,’).)

Cough

Do I get a glorious purpose yet

Loki season two is filming now

I want it out already

CL1, help, I’m tired :(

- President Loki

I AM STILL HERE, AMAZING STORY, I LOVE IT

NO CAPS LOCK ISN'T STUCK, IT'S JUST I DON'T HAVE MUCH TI-

*Gets sucked thru portal*

-not so Eternal Loki

Heh

🎺 Doot doot

Its over. *applause, handshakes, confetti.* Thanks so much for participating Pres, this was fun! Now I'm done interrupting A Long Howl hehe. Have fun, and feel free to stick around Olive Dye.

~Classic Lok1

@DX. HAHAHAHA, WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! OF COURSE YOU’D VOTE FOR ME!! I’M THE BEST!!

(Mobius from somewhere: You giant seismic narcissist!!)

Oh, and Lava won election last year.

@CL1…

YOU’RE MEAN :(. I AM burdened with glorious purpose, I AM!! The first episode of Loki says so.

NOOOOOOO, DON’T GET A GUARD-HULK, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE. He’s scary. *Glances at the flashback of Loki getting beaten by Hulk.*

…Just for that comment, I’m getting my matches and going to the TVA right now to burn it to the ground. “I’m gonna burn this place to the ground ,’).” *Fire extinguisher sounds*

I’m getting sidetracked like a runaway Lamentis train. (Eh? Eh???) Judging by the fact that I posted my epilogue already… *sniff* yes, we are doing epilogues. Yours will probably be posted by the time you see this.

Hhh

- President Loki

P.S., did you know that once my phone’s auto-options type thingy wrote

“Loki is supposed to be the president of Mars today but he looks so handsome that he might not be”

See? Everyone loves me. Even my phone.

If there are elections I would vote for you, PL.

Who was elected last time, I forgor

-DX

*Sets down my pen on a table that was spontaneously there.*

It’s DONE. I’m finished writing. Bone’s epilogue is POSTED, and I’m pretty proud of it, not gonna lie. Poor bone puppy.

I’m going to miss this collaboration. It was a lot of fun to write! Thanks, CL1, for bringing it up thar first time.

- President Loki

I’m going to burn your gator sanctuary to the ground, just like the TVA.

Nooo, we can cast ILLUSIONS, not just straight up make a new hand. I can’t create new human matter and tissue, CLAAAASSIC LOKI.

Oh, you’ve seen a Loki reconstruct a building with his mind and decimate a human-eating cloud, have you?! You’ve also seen a Loki die three times! (Well, one of those times wasn’t actually real, he just pretended to die to trick Thor… what if his plan hadn’t worked, and Thor had become king of Asgard after all? Then he couldn’t impersonate Odin…) And you’ve also seen a Loki GET WHIPPED AROUND BY THE ANKLE BY THE HULK WHO BY THE WAY IS A SUPER PUNY SUPERHERO AND-

I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose…

- President Loki… I AM the president, right?

Right?

Thinking of joining the gators now. I'll make a gator sanctuary ... I'll be like their sponsor and spokesperson hehe.

And hey, you're a Loki, just magic yourself a new hand. Don't tell me you can't, I've seen a Loki lift a falling building with his mind and stop an angry cloud.

~Classic Lok1 / Gator Hater Decimator

Agh, the tip hasn't posted yet. She's not dead, just unconcious!

Now watch the other tip post the same time as this one...

~Classic Lok1

NO, I REFUSE to be CAPTAIN HOOK LOKI. THAT IS A BAD NAME. Tom was already Captain Hook in that pirate Tinkerbell movie, anyways.

I am president, I am!! My name says so! STOP DOUBTING ME, I AM. ):(

Gators deserve to be nuked, I think. And I want a new hand, please, that would be appreciated.

- President Loki