NO, I REFUSE to be CAPTAIN HOOK LOKI. THAT IS A BAD NAME. Tom was already Captain Hook in that pirate Tinkerbell movie, anyways.

I am president, I am!! My name says so! STOP DOUBTING ME, I AM. ):(

Gators deserve to be nuked, I think. And I want a new hand, please, that would be appreciated.

- President Loki