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I’m going to burn your gator sanctuary to the ground, just like the TVA.

Nooo, we can cast ILLUSIONS, not just straight up make a new hand. I can’t create new human matter and tissue, CLAAAASSIC LOKI.

Oh, you’ve seen a Loki reconstruct a building with his mind and decimate a human-eating cloud, have you?! You’ve also seen a Loki die three times! (Well, one of those times wasn’t actually real, he just pretended to die to trick Thor… what if his plan hadn’t worked, and Thor had become king of Asgard after all? Then he couldn’t impersonate Odin…) And you’ve also seen a Loki GET WHIPPED AROUND BY THE ANKLE BY THE HULK WHO BY THE WAY IS A SUPER PUNY SUPERHERO AND-

I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose, I am burdened with glorious purpose…

- President Loki… I AM the president, right?

Right?

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