...

I-

...

(...)

Wow. I mean. Wow.

(It's a harem of tv and movie characters.)

...

Wh-

(No. Absolutely not.)

Fine...

~Classic Lok1 is a little concerned about your mental well being right now.

Uhhhh what’s going on?

-lava

Now for five random words

I’m

Hi

I

Let’s

Join

Yes, I was in fact writing bits of a sequel without even having the plot written out. But it’s written in my… uh… my head. So there.

Nooooo, the “company” isn’t my Loki army, I mean my alters. I have twelve of them.

…that reminds me, I have 13 boyfriends/husbands. Isn’t that… fun? Let’s see, I’ll list them for you:

Out of my husbands, there’s: The Mandalorian, Oscar Isaac, Ezra Bridger, Ultron, and Vecna. (from Stranger Things.) For the boyfriends: The Lorax, Venom, Carnage, Sebastian Stan, Loki (isn’t that weird?), Tobey Maguire Spider-Man, Cesar Millan, and Anakin Skywalker. I even wrote a song about them! (Except Ezra isn’t in that song because my sister decided yesterday that I was getting married to him today (October 1st). So that’s annoying.)

Anyways, with that completely pointless and unnecessary paragraph of significant others… I don’t remember where I was going with this.

Bye :)

- President Loki (and Company, I suppose)

You mean to tell me you were writing bits of a sequel and you didn't even have the plot written out properly...?

Also, when you say "President Loki and Company", is "company" those variants you had with you when you staged a takeover, or is this someone else I should be worrying about.

(What do you mean "worrying about?")

Well I don't know, we might have to fight off Pres' extra personalities for survival.

(We aren't ACTUALLY Venom. I can't turn you into a giant, superpowered goo monster, I just give you advice and criticisms from time to time that you ignore.)

You're the lamest symbiote ever.

(I'm not-)

~CL1 is adding lore where there need be none.

Help- you’re so stupid sometimes, CL1…

Yeah, that is very Venom-ish. It’s also very similar dialogue to a line in a Moon Knight comic: “I am Marc Spector. I am Steven Grant. I am Jake Lockley. WE are Moon Knight. And we are going to be okay. We are going to live with who we are… and we never needed you.” (Yeah, don’t judge me on that, it fit really well with Bone’s character arc.)

Um. Don’t ask me that question, because I don’t know. That’s like… the second-to-last chapter of In The Folds of Sanity, so to actually stitch it in I would have to write the rest of ITFOS (good acronym), and to write the rest of ITFOS I have to finish A Lone Howl… (you will be happy to know, though, I’m over halfway through and I did write out the rest of the plot. We’re getting there.)

You know what we should do?

(Don’t say it-)

(Loki, no-)

(Stop-)

A karaoke night.

- President Loki and Company (that sounds like a band! We should start a band.)

...

*slow clapping*

... so uh. When are you actually going to put all these little snippets in order, hm?

Also, Bone got a Venom-ish monologue in this bit. "WE are Bone, and WE never needed you."

... now I kind of want a dual personality character.

(You have Canary, she's more than enough.)

But-

(No, you've got enough unfinished stories to deal with. Stay on track.)

Fine.

...

... you know, you and me together kind of make a duality, rational me from the not-so-distant future.

(Don't say it.)

WE are CL1.

(Not nearly as dramatic without the hulking stature and three rows of teeth.)

~ Classic Lok1 has a duality arc now :>

(No we do not.)

I LIVE. *cough cough*

Sorry, was having some issues with dodo dex, so I deleted and tried to redownload it, and for some reason I just kept getting an error screen. Finally got around it and I'm back.

Now.... what were we talking about.

*Flips through transcript.*

"Gator loki ... glorious purpose ... writing a novel ... Blood War ... "

AH! Here we are.

Demoted from best friend to best friend?! No, no.... how ... how can I recover?! *collapses dramatically.*

And scene.

(Drama queen...)

I have my moments.

~Classic Lok1 is back and more sarcastic than ever.

Somebody copied Procoptodon Chronicles....

Not even just a little bit, it's like an exact copy with the names changed a little. They even stole the name Cliffjumper and called their story "Cliffjumper Adventures."

I'm mad.

I'm sad.

I'm... a little flattered??

(The bloulder feels conflicted!)

This is no time for jokes ... but that was pretty good.

(There's always time for a good A:TLA joke.)

~Classic Lok1 needs help ;-;

Yeah, stay away from the Larcy fanart. Honestly, fandoms find any opportunity to ship, don’t they?

Gator Loki is still a Loki, CL1. Just when you think you’ve earned their respect and trust, they’ll turn on you.

Sylvie can go burn at the stake. She doesn’t deserve THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE *hair toss*. In actuality, though, I didn’t like Sylvie right from the get-go. She was never a true Loki in my eyes…

Oh, also, I already thought of In The Folds of Sanity’s final chapter’s entire dialogue. So that’s fun. (Still haven’t finished A Lone Howl, so that’s FUUUUUUUN!)

- President Loki

Okay, first off: RUDE. GATOR LOKI IS GONNA BITE YOUR HAND, TOO. HE CAN’T EVEN TALK. I’M A TRUE FRIEND (until I want something, which I then will betray you to get).

Second: No, Kate is too young. I only like people that I have a chance at romance with. And I’m sure that you’ve seen the Larcy fanart (or whatever the ship name is…). She’s just pesky. I’ve got to wait for my OnE tRUe loVE (haha, that’s not a thing for Loki, is it?).

Third: That excerpt wasn’t even from A Lone Howl, that was from In The Folds of Sanity. :)))))))))))))))))) (big smile!)

- President Loki

Stop posting little excerpts here and post A Lone Howl already >n<

I-

Did you just say you didn't care for Kate and Darcy??

[Friendship with President Loki has ended. Gator Loki is my friend now.]

~Classic Lok1

You're joking....

My friend was helping me make a script about a show starring Yelena, Kate, and Darcy XD

Tell me you wouldn't want to see a show with all three of them.

What's your's about?

~CL1

OOooo. Fashion design, NICE!

What's the pup's name?? :O

Lol yes, we killed that story.

~CL1

THAT’S OKAY HAHA, I just wanted to know if you were still alive. I’m glad that you are.

Yayaya I want to hear more about your psychotic life!

Gimme the food

- President Loki

I....

Umm....

Hello Thermostat and Nightfall, welcome to my dye I guess lol.

~CL1 is just a bit confused as to when all these people got here.

Send help? Or did you mean…

GET HELP?

(Oh no-)

I can’t be dared to do anything, CL1. I’m a very stubborn person, you should know this. I’ve decided to go to therapy about my glorious purpose and insanity, though, and I think that I’m getting better.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut…

I had a dream last night about a fight between Rage and Innocence. (Well, more accurately, it was this random chick attacking Bone, and then he didn’t want to fight her because Bone’s a nice guy, and then Rage took over and solidly decimated her.) And took place in my backyard??

I’ve had such weird dreams lately. This one time, I had a dream that Loki was sitting in my living room and had me make him toast.

Ahem…

- President Loki

OHHH, ADAM DRIVER. I knew that. Actors’ names tend to slip my mind. Jason Mamoa? Not gonna lie, I forgot who that was until I read that…

Yeah, I am in fact wired differently, because Lokis are wired differently from other humans. Probably because we’re frost giants.

*Coughs*

A Lone Howl is too much work to post. :<

- President Loki

Ehh. Insane seems a little harsh. Maybe just... mentally wired strangely?

The actor's name is Adam Driver by the way. (And that is a respectable movie crush.) Mine was probably Jason Mamoa to be honest.

~Classic Lok1

No, no, oh HELHEIM, no. Not ACTUALLY. My first movie crush was Kylo Ren from Star Wars. (What was his actor’s name, even?) My friend said jokingly that the Lorax was my movie crush because if I typed L, my movie crush’s (who wasn’t exactly my crush, mind you) name would come up. I think that you can guess who it actually is, but no, it is not the Lorax.

Insane? AHAHA, what do you mean?? I’m not insane! I’m perfectly normal! YOU’RE insane!! (That extra shiny helmet DOES sound nice, though. I’ll take that. Yes, please.)

*Highly-pitched screaming for no apparent reason.*

…Maybe I am insane. CL1, am I insane? Do you agree with the gators..?

- a President Loki who’s having a crisis of identity (but still loves himself :])

…I’ve already died about four times, it doesn’t worry me anymore. I’ll be impressed if you can kill me through a screen, though. Maybe the ancestors will resurrect me like they did to Bone. *Coughcough

refrainingfromremarkingaspoilerahemcoughcough*

^^ “I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve died, so go ahead. Do your worst!”

- President Loki