@DX. HAHAHAHA, WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! OF COURSE YOU’D VOTE FOR ME!! I’M THE BEST!!

(Mobius from somewhere: You giant seismic narcissist!!)

Oh, and Lava won election last year.

@CL1…

YOU’RE MEAN :(. I AM burdened with glorious purpose, I AM!! The first episode of Loki says so.

NOOOOOOO, DON’T GET A GUARD-HULK, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE. He’s scary. *Glances at the flashback of Loki getting beaten by Hulk.*

…Just for that comment, I’m getting my matches and going to the TVA right now to burn it to the ground. “I’m gonna burn this place to the ground ,’).” *Fire extinguisher sounds*

I’m getting sidetracked like a runaway Lamentis train. (Eh? Eh???) Judging by the fact that I posted my epilogue already… *sniff* yes, we are doing epilogues. Yours will probably be posted by the time you see this.

Hhh

- President Loki

P.S., did you know that once my phone’s auto-options type thingy wrote

“Loki is supposed to be the president of Mars today but he looks so handsome that he might not be”

See? Everyone loves me. Even my phone.