me when i poop in my mouth yamate kurasai

These are the BEST early game Dino’s. They can carry tons of weight, they are fast, and they can be trapped by bolas. Please leave a like if this helped you.

That’s where my fairy god mother went.

— plastic bag

I want to make an incredible ark animal.

Ok! What’s your ideas?

I want it to be huge!

Ok

Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.

WAIT WHAT?!

—- plastic bag

The jug bug

I put him in my fridge

Maybe leaked just a smidge

I took it out

It started to shout so I decapitated it

And then yelled shit

As it started to pour out

Now I started to pout

My water is gone

My bug named John

He was better than a jug

And I was saving him for a mid night chug

Now he is dead

And there is no more liquid for my bread

I should probably take a shower

It’ll take me around an hour

Better go catch another one.

— plastic bag

This happened during Covid so Rockwell couldn’t show up to the fight he did a zoom call instead

Me and my bug curse.

— plastic bag

Murder turkey’s going to have some fun

Cuz he got a gun

— plastic bag

I made mine a saddle then ran into an aquatic beast. I was at the deepest point of ark and had a life vest just in case I ran into this exact scenario. I let go and started to float. Still floating.

— plastic bag

Let’s make a new creature for the ark fans I was thinking exotic.

Ok!

Make it look like a pink frog with long toes

Mhm!

Then make it’s eyes look like chewed bubble gum

What??

Then make it laser eyes

I’m lost…

Then make it super rare and hard to find

Sure…

and make it super fast, then the health of a Rex

What?! But it’s a frog - -

Then make it tame able

Oh! Sure.

Then we need a name for it.

It’s eyes look like birthday balloons for a kindergartner…

Ah! Gloon.

Balloon? Gloon? Did it reference off of that?

No. It’s just probably something a kindergartner would say.

— plastic bag

Guys it’s for crystal isles on Ase (AKA) Ark survival Evolved to summon the crystal wyvern Queen sheds a baddie

50 behemoth gates surrounding it

500 shocking tranq darts with capped ascendant longneck (miss one shot and the torpor will reset)

Once it’s knocked out you must feed it 20 fully imprinted hp and melee mutated giga with levels of 300 minimum

This is just for level 1

Don’t ask for any tutorials on higher levels

These guys are harmless, why would you ever want to kill them?!

In mobile it can be used for stone and wood bases in the winter area

I thought this was a dinosaur game. But then again, I wouldn't change anything about Ark. Just look at this thing! I don't even care what Ark developers put in this anymore. They. Have. A. JACKALOPE! And a Lung dragon! (I think, It's not a Medieval one, aka the ones with wings. Wait, does it have wings???) What's next, Pianosaurus? Pls put in Pianosaurus! Imagine just walking down the beach and see Mr. Pianosaurus just chilling there. I would book it the other way 😂

Bro am the only one who has this problem with gigas like bro why does a wild level 145 giga has 35K health and once it’s tamed it has 17k health STUDIO WILDCARD FIX UR LOGIC