I want to make an incredible ark animal.
Ok! What’s your ideas?
I want it to be huge!
Ok
Then make it look like a piece of the earth grew legs and started walking around.
WAIT WHAT?!
—- plastic bag
Saurus means lizard this is clearly a crab
Bro, this is just a Dino reboot card☠️
Where to park this massive thing
Good for game, bad for credit card.
Carnivores: we eat meat.
Herbivores: we eat berries.
oasisaur: we also eat plants... and cacti and trees...
Is this a dino…… or a tree……. Or a tree eating dino……..
They added the battle bus to ark :D
Devs then: Let’s make a realistic game just about Dinosaurs
Devs now: BEHOLD! WE’VE ADDED A LIVING CONTINENT
In the desert, you used to fear deathworms, now you fear Mr. Crabs
Remember when ark was a Dino game? No? Me neither!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
