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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the xiphactinus? Funny xiphactinus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-11-30T14:32:08+00:00

Speed

Bye bye

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-22T18:50:28+00:00

why's it so scary-

Word

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2024-08-12T14:21:32+00:00

I found 1 yesterday and it killed all of my meldons

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2026-04-08T08:13:46+00:00

Deinosuchus: I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS OCEON CREATURE.

Xiphactinus: is there a problem here?

Deinosuchus: sorry sir heh heh. As you were

(Human falling in the water)

Deinosuchus: Hey look a morsel!

Xiphactinus: (Gone)

Deinosuchus: huh.

Xiphactinus: (Mauling human)

Deinosuchus: do I matter?

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-12-06T13:59:10+00:00

I was jumping from one island to another with my pyromane I accidentally jumped into the water then the xiphact caught my pyromane RIP Ferrari my level 280 pyromane🪦💀😥😥🦁🔥

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-04-20T06:34:18+00:00

I always look like this when I smile..

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2025-02-23T15:20:45+00:00

Bro it look like your mom when she is angry

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-11-25T20:54:33+00:00

Ark devs really must be running out of ideas cuz what in the name of gods green earth is this

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2025-03-03T23:53:58+00:00

Bri'ish person.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2025-07-06T00:09:23+00:00

Manta hurt. he didn’t fight back. stay away from rocks :(

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2025-06-28T02:50:14+00:00

Why is a small fish in. A fish,

Starts with the letter X‘s belly becauseyou smell like guts

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2025-06-28T02:47:29+00:00

Why is a small fish in a fish that starts with the X’s belly because you smell like guts

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2025-06-28T02:46:26+00:00

Why the fish be in the xiphactinus belly because you smell like guts

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2025-06-28T02:30:49+00:00

Why did the fish be in a xiphactinus belly . Becase you smell like guts

score -6 · Answer 15 · 2024-09-06T02:34:23+00:00

That how i found ur mother son

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2026-05-20T22:55:31+00:00

Oh god it looks like my mother in law