Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Why the fish be in the xiphactinus belly because you smell like guts
More Xiphactinus Funny Tips
Great tames. Horrible enemies. I call em βSleem Fisheβ versatility aside, aerial magicians of fish kingdoms and monsters in water, what more could you ask for?!?
The most scariest thing I have ever seen In water AND LAND be aware they can flop and reach you on landππ½ππ½
Manta hurt. he didnβt fight back. stay away from rocks :(
Guess who? Fish food!
Guess what? Bite your butt!
Guess why? Bye bye!
Guess where? Up there (in the sky)!
Majicarp on drugs.
Coelacanth -> piranha -> xiphactinus
Piranha has leveled up :)
A helpful tip should include a few more words.
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Me getting a midnight snack be like:
Why is a small fish in. A fish,
Starts with the letter Xβs belly becauseyou smell like guts
Why is a small fish in a fish that starts with the Xβs belly because you smell like guts