In reality this fish would basically filet your organs when it uses it's gnash…
In reality this fish would basically filet your organs when it uses it's gnash attack. Not to mention the amount of o2 and blood lost. Instant KO.
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Majicarp on drugs.
Piranha has leveled up :)
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I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find
You know I call these guys big ugly fish because that's what they are, big and ugly, and I have this vendetta because they took me off my mount in the water and mauled me apart while I had valuable items to take home
This guy needs braces
Someone needs to take him to the dentistππ₯
This dude needs to see the dentist heβs got too many teethπ
Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.
Player: You are so derpy.
Colecanth: Mom!
This thing looks like it came out a horror movie
Guess who? Fish food!
Guess what? Bite your butt!
Guess why? Bye bye!
Guess where? Up there (in the sky)!
Ark: letβs make a big strong fish that loves you
Us:get the f*ck off my face