Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
My best advice for dealing with the x fish is 'Run'! Went in the hard water cave with a lvl 265 baslo and a MC saddle and 7 of these guys destroyed it in less than a minute. The baslo I was riding had 60K health too.
More Xiphactinus Funny Tips
Garuga really just said "Let's make these sardines satanic." When making these didn't he
Ark: letβs make a big strong fish that loves you
Us:get the f*ck off my face
I didnβt know my dinner grew teeth over night.
β plastic bag
I WANT ONE OF THESE FREAKY FEESHIES!!!
Majicarp on drugs.
Piranha has leveled up :)
A helpful tip should include a few more words.
β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦..
I wish it had no teeth
Perfect size for a giga
I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find
Deinosuchus: I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS OCEON CREATURE.
Xiphactinus: is there a problem here?
Deinosuchus: sorry sir heh heh. As you were
(Human falling in the water)
Deinosuchus: Hey look a morsel!
Xiphactinus: (Gone)
Deinosuchus: huh.
Xiphactinus: (Mauling human)
Deinosuchus: do I matter?
Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.
Player: You are so derpy.
Colecanth: Mom!