You steel the turd nugget egg and then you get a turd nugget mother on you. Minutes later you are a turd nugger
Wyvern
The Wyvern is a highly sought-after massive flying dragon that can overpower most creatures it faces. The deadly Wyvern, which is only tamable by stealing and raising as a baby, can be found in four varieities — Fire, Ice, Lightning, and Poison — each of which have distinct attacks.

Jokes and funny moments about the Wyvern from ARK players.
NEVER MISTAKE FOR A DRAGON
When you're spawning a wyvern but it spawns Siren Head
If u want Max lvl use the command GMSummon "wyvern_character_bp_fire_c" 999999999 put 6 nines for the level and u get a max but you can go over it (for alpha it's summon megawayvern)
In America you milk wyvern but in Soviet Russia wyvern milk you
Funny name for fire wyvern Firey Fist O’ Pain
When a noob sees egg ME WANTTTT ITS GOL LETS COOK ONA FRIEN PAN tek guys like 0-0 HEHHEHEHEHHE comes behind with his iron skillet and knockes him out and takes wyvern egg next wyvern gg noob attempts to steal wyvern swoops in and gulps him the second he attempts then the wyvern…
When a noob sees egg ME WANTTTT ITS GOL LETS COOK ONA FRIEN PAN tek guys like 0-0 HEHHEHEHEHHE comes behind with his iron skillet and knockes him out and takes wyvern egg next wyvern gg noob attempts to steal wyvern swoops in and gulps him the second he attempts then the wyvern hatches and the mother spits the noob out and the noob gets eaten
Wyvern are cool Wyverns are great but jave you thought of getting a crate?
Bruh, I just hatched a 160 lighting wyvern egg, and it had 309 melee! Had high weight too, only downsides are the low health and the quite low stamina.
I broke the game, please help I keep dying, i summoned it on a world it doesn’t exist on
Here is a sad story: me and my mom were playing my mom said “where’s the trench thing u keep talking about?” I thought it was a bad idea......now my moms character in ark is now a pile of ashes and there is now a hole in the floor of my base cuz of acid don’t eat the eggs
I found one a that said real men knock it out with fist. no real men wear no armour plus knock it out with fist
Put your finger up your bum hole and lick it for boosted stats!!!
Clayton bud if you out there home skillet... I have so much fun playing this stupid game with you :)
reptiles don’t make milk a wyven is a reptile HOW THE FU*K IS THIS THING GOT MILK?!? then i realise my hole life is a lie...
If you ain’t riding a dragon don’t expect to have one
You can tell what type of wyvern it is by thear tail but by the time you realise you will be dead😂
If u are getting chased by 100,000,000, Wyverns go into a nest pocket to sit there and kill’em all. Once when I went in there, I killed like 50 then looked for eggs, I kept finding lvl 95 90 eggs, but 1 of dem wyvers waz a lvl 180! Sadly I found that egg! 😁 but then I ate…
If u are getting chased by 100,000,000, Wyverns go into a nest pocket to sit there and kill’em all. Once when I went in there, I killed like 50 then looked for eggs, I kept finding lvl 95 90 eggs, but 1 of dem wyvers waz a lvl 180! Sadly I found that egg! 😁 but then I ate it by accident 😞 my first time getting Wyvern eggs I found like 6 but (I am on Xbox) I ate them all instead of dropping them 😂😞😞 ❤️❤️🐺❤️❤️
Wyverns in ark look like the drake from raid shadow legends can you see the resemblance?
I hatched one on my private server and learned meat doesn’t work