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What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2019-05-03T04:16:33+00:00

I want a wyvern so bad...but sadly....I’m on survival evolved....mobile...cri

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2019-04-07T11:23:57+00:00

To use a poison wyvern u need a gas mask At least that's what I've got from my experiences...

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-22T01:15:36+00:00

The fire Wyvern is one crispy mf.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-14T07:46:16+00:00

Their always happy just look at that smile

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-09-05T23:34:35+00:00

nobody told me that you could kill yourself if you used their flames and got off the wyvern at the same time XD

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-08-19T07:03:24+00:00

???: Oh look a wyvern

Wyvern: Go away or I'll split on you

???: I have your child

Wyvern: WHAT

???: and he is thirsty for wyvern milk

???: So marios going to do something a veryyyy illegal

The story of every ark player ever

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-29T21:58:31+00:00

I just tamed a level 130 Griffin on ragnorok and I was testing it out. Needless to say I may have accidentally flew through wyvern crag in the volcanic area and a level 190 lightning wyvern ereased me and kevin from existence. Lol

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-15T18:43:58+00:00

Me: ah yes nice day in the trench.

Me: oooooooooh lvl 200 egg gimme

Ark: success is for the weak.

Egg: *immediately spoils*

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-12T06:26:57+00:00

If twins name 1 My Father will murder you and the other Wait he already has

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-25T15:07:41+00:00

All you need is some mouthwash and all the poison wyverns will protect you:)

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-20T09:41:31+00:00

Finally got around to stealing an ice egg. Got all my ac’s ready and placed the egg. Boom triplets. I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS! They all got stuck in between the units and grew so fast they glitches into my walls and everything. Half my

Base is destroyed but I got two wyverns now. (Killed one trying to get them unstuck.)

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-22T14:41:41+00:00

Ooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffff

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-08-11T15:18:35+00:00

I just stole a wyvern egg with a low level moth.

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-30T00:34:07+00:00

To the guy who said u wish the tamed females give milk.... in my single player world they do give milk like= no more dead Davy Wyeran (I don’t no how to spell it sorry)

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-21T20:46:51+00:00

Lightning wyvern: Roses are red your friends are dead...idk what to say

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2018-08-03T20:15:34+00:00

Real men use a Mantis equipped with a club.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-01-18T01:15:54+00:00

I got 2 eggs a lightning and poison wyvern egg with a lymantria and then I ran out of stamina and died to a mantis

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-09-09T18:22:28+00:00

Me after Taco Bell super spicy burrito

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-15T15:56:55+00:00

To the dude who also ate a high level wyvern egg I relate I ate a good snow one on ps 4