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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-19T18:31:45+00:00

I stole the egg of a wyvern that killed me 👍

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-02-19T00:57:09+00:00

Let’s explore its cave they said… it will be a blast they said… well… they were right… it was a blast… just not the kind of blast they meant😒

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-02-18T23:19:57+00:00

The poison wyverns don’t have aimbot, they said……..

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-10T03:12:00+00:00

Me run from Wyvern

Wyvern: get over here

Me: jumps into a lake

Also the Wyvern: literally watches me jump into the lake

Wyvern: where did they go?

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-03T18:29:27+00:00

Took a level 50 Ptera into the trench, nabbed a lightning wyvern egg and flew out. Not a single wyvern followed me out. 10/10 would heist again.

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-21T23:04:58+00:00

Guys I remember I have a alpha fire wyvern cool huh I love force tame

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2019-08-27T17:42:26+00:00

Don’t die like really don’t die

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-18T17:15:01+00:00

They can fly... real helpful that😎

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2018-06-23T09:07:51+00:00

How to run away from a wyvern : bola your friend/useless dinosaur

Step 2 : not taking the egg if there is a egg and just run.

You have successfully killed your friend/dinosaur and surviving a wyvern!

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-05-18T03:04:25+00:00

Only poison are true wyvern. Rest are dragons

DO UR RESEARCH tek wyverns aren’t real wyrms or wyverns wyrms have no limbs thanks to whoever helped me learn this SPREAD THE WORD

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-05-14T23:27:21+00:00

So a kirin a rajang & blangongola teostra no ok then chameleos no ah kushala daora monster hunter 🐉🗡️

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2025-05-12T00:05:47+00:00

Monster hunter meowsic plays me😈+🐉= 😰😱☠️☠️💀🗡️

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2024-02-27T20:59:02+00:00

I’m new to ragnarok and this thing is very close to my base.

Dear god help me

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-08T12:46:13+00:00

Run for your life and hope for mercy or kill it using

thousand Rex’s

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-07T02:45:48+00:00

the poison wyvern was a wyvern with very stinky breath 😧.

the fire wyvern had probably dragon and wyvern parents

the ice wyvern had licked the pole like that dude in that christmas story

the lighting was thors even though thor lives in fjord and i dont think lighting wyvern spawns in fjord

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-20T09:12:16+00:00

Grab it and run and lose a couple million birds

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-03T16:02:15+00:00

I had 2 layers of campfires with about 20 campfires on each platform egg: yeah right I’m still cold.

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-03T14:46:36+00:00

Me and my mate were poor and couldn't afford air conditioners so we used about 30 or so standing torches to incubate 4 eggs, so yeah if you are poor just make alot of standing torches and you will be good to go.

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2019-05-03T04:16:33+00:00

I want a wyvern so bad...but sadly....I’m on survival evolved....mobile...cri

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2019-04-07T11:23:57+00:00

To use a poison wyvern u need a gas mask At least that's what I've got from my experiences...