Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is the length of time it took me to breed 2 wyverns and get an egg (spoiler alert) something terrible happens.
Takes me 8 in game days to prep for egg theft.
Another 2 in game days to prep incubation.
Another 3 in game days to incubate.
Another 12 in game days to raise.
2 in game day to steel another egg.
Another 2 in game days to prep incubation.
Another 3 in game days to incubate.
Another 12 in game days to raise.
1 in game day to breed.
Thats a total of 45 days.
45 in game days of blood sweat and tears.
45 in game days of extra hard labor.
45 in game days…
…all for me to eat the egg like an idiot.😑
Okay! We just got over 5 ups! This is the story…
John Denver really did leave on a jet plane. But he wrote the song long before this.
He ether had or rented his own jet, and so HE was flying it and the plane must’ve run out of fuel or something because I really don’t think he crashed when trying to land or something. But that’s how it happened…
TRUE STORY!