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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Okay! We just got over 5 ups! This is the story…
John Denver really did leave on a jet plane. But he wrote the song long before this.
He ether had or rented his own jet, and so HE was flying it and the plane must’ve run out of fuel or something because I really don’t think he crashed when trying to land or something. But that’s how it happened…
TRUE STORY!
25 mins for preparation…
2 hours to get an egg…
1/2 hour to incubate…
3 hours to raise…
20 mins for preparation…
2 hours to get another egg…
1/2 hour to incubate…
3 hours to raise…
15 mins to breed…
Thats 12 hours…
12 hours of hard work…
12 hours to breed 2 wyverns and get an egg…
12 hours…
All for me to eat the egg like an idiot😮😑