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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
I got 1 went after more almost got killed by a lightning one ran away empty handed and with an almost dead posin wyvern then the server gos down and I’m her like I payed a lot a metal for those stupid eggs!(tip:go on a server with boosted murtration so u don’t have to get some stupid milk)
For getting a wyvern.
Step one steal n egg
Step two raise the baby this will cause u to loose ur sanity
Step three enjoy ur op tame that will probably die from a couple auto turrets or a Rex cause it doesn’t have much hp
Step 4 enjoy having lost 8 hours or more of ur life to how long it takes to raise wyverns lol
25 mins for preparation…
2 hours to get an egg…
1/2 hour to incubate…
3 hours to raise…
20 mins for preparation…
2 hours to get another egg…
1/2 hour to incubate…
3 hours to raise…
15 mins to breed…
Thats 12 hours…
12 hours of hard work…
12 hours to breed 2 wyverns and get an egg…
12 hours…
All for me to eat the egg like an idiot😮😑