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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
One time when scorched earth came out I tried to tame a Wyvern in the Wyvern…

One time when scorched earth came out I tried to tame a Wyvern in the Wyvern trench so I knocked it out and the interface said "to tame steal an egg and raise the baby" I was so mad... But now when I look back to that memory I just LπL!!!
More Wyvern Funny Tips
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
When your milking a wyvern but you realize itβs a male.
This should be the next syntac video.