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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
I Had a Posion One once..
I was Out looking for some Allo's To Tame, I Found some. I dismounted my Wyvern and Stood on his back, Took out my Ascendent Shotgun and Tried to Hit the Lower level... only to my Horrified Surprise, I'd Just Killed my Wyvern... I never got that Ramshackle Desert Cloth back..
R.I.P
Venom
Batter up!!! The blast of the poison. The argies rounding1 st Now second now third he’s hedd’in for home !!! Left fielder poison wyvern
Tags the survivor. Survivor mumbles oh ##### the crack of of not the bat but the crack of the survivors bones 🦴.
Credits... batter poison wyvern left fielder poison wyvern runner argie Runner survivor
It’s mighty
It’s strong
It’s clever
And big
It can like no other but is so dangerous
It’s awesomely scary and wistful
But the scariest of all is it’s lighting flashing, fire flaring,
And poison choking.
It’s dangerous and hunts all the time
You’ll never get away so don’t try to go.
The reader