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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
I Had a Posion One once..
I was Out looking for some Allo's To Tame, I Found some. I dismounted my Wyvern and Stood on his back, Took out my Ascendent Shotgun and Tried to Hit the Lower level... only to my Horrified Surprise, I'd Just Killed my Wyvern... I never got that Ramshackle Desert Cloth back..
R.I.P
Venom
Batter up!!! The blast of the poison. The argies rounding1 st Now second now third he’s hedd’in for home !!! Left fielder poison wyvern
Tags the survivor. Survivor mumbles oh ##### the crack of of not the bat but the crack of the survivors bones 🦴.
Credits... batter poison wyvern left fielder poison wyvern runner argie Runner survivor