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What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
One Time me and my buddy were looking for eggs. My fav wyvern was lightning and the max lvl was 150 on this server so me and him found a 190 egg (witch is the max lvl for a 150 server) it was a lightning too. We came back with two eggs. A low level lightning egg to lure others out next time we want another we shall eat it and lure them out of the trench. The Other was the max. One day we were out for another wyvern egg run and my buddy had the egg. IT WAS ACTUALLY THE MAX LVL EGG without realizing this he ate it. I’ve never been more disappointed with a wyvern egg run
I prepared for seven days for a wyvern baby but a level 3 noob and a bunch of friends killed me and used my rocket launcher to kill all of my tames and become alpha. So I used admin commands to forcetame an alpha fire wyvern and Max out every single stat of it and performed server wipe.
So me and my brother got on and wanted to get some high level wyverns. So we got there and we saw a level 15 Lighting and a level 165 Fire so we both got lined up and ready to take it, our plan was pretty straight forward, I take the egg first and he does second so the wyverns go after him, so I accidentally took it after him and we start flying for our lives, and he is wandering why they were going after me. So I died and we never found my body, and we never got the egg so GOOD TIMES
It's funny every time my friend comes with me to the valguero wyvern trench she almost dies. First she almost got blasted by an ice wyvern. Then we get attacked by a fire wyvern. Then she gets tranqiulized by a snake as soon as she lands for a wyvern egg. Then another fire wyvern attacks while she is asleep. Then when I get my egg we get swarmed and they chase us all the way out of the arctic biome. Then when I go alone there is not a single wyvern in sight.