Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-13T04:22:52+00:00

The Unicorn Poop Is Basically Ark Devs On Little Kids Drugs

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-13T00:20:42+00:00

The island I started a new game l’m looking at the map I see herbivore island so I go to there I see the unicorn but I started a new game so I level up to level 10 next my experience settings are 0 so I fix that and then I’m finally level 10 I go to tame it and its gone

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-11T17:27:28+00:00

Finding this creature makes you feel things

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-10T22:04:28+00:00

I was out there looking for a red.Then i found one of These. As i was flying near him a raptor jumped out of nowhere and killed it right before my eyes. All i could do is Avenge his death.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-19T13:37:27+00:00

ITS A MAGICAL PONY FLY THROUGH THE SKY. OH SHIAT I ACCIDENTALLY RELEASED FROM MY ARGY AND IM SO HIGH UP TOO!

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-26T02:23:51+00:00

On my server we call the unicorn poop drugs.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-08T19:45:18+00:00

Freak you unicorn🖕😭 rip Denise

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-22T19:33:02+00:00

How to please Dennis:

1. Eat your sister's uni plush.

2. Tame a Dilo and name it Dennis II.

3.Enjoy your day!

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-05T23:20:19+00:00

I was playing with my friend and I got a horse and I was sooooo happy and he be like: “there’s also unicorn” me be like: “where”

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-07T19:14:08+00:00

Rip Dennis KILL THE UNICORN, my friend tamed one and killed my fully imprinted 190 drake cuz I killed it rip Feathers

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-22T07:55:13+00:00

Man I looked for 4 hours to find one and when I finally found one it was getting eaten by a sarcophagus then I killed it and for some reason my tapejara killed it big oofs

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-25T01:25:17+00:00

Pink fluffy unicorns barfing on rainbows

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-10-16T18:29:59+00:00

Professor Venomous: Kaprosuchus

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Carol: Unicorn

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K.O.: Jerboa (how on earth did they get that as a son?)

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-11T17:46:05+00:00

Just paint a normal horse white and stick a cone on its head

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-12T02:15:44+00:00

Unicorn: Hey look I a horse with cone on head.

Me: But couldn't you just tame an equus?

Unicorn:NO CUZ THEN U NOT CULE CUZ I RARE!

*Unicorn goes to play as a dino and builds giant base with 500000 unicorns in it and goes to war with humans.*

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-07T06:30:51+00:00

I SWEAR TO THE ARK GODS I’ve spent 5 MONTHS looking for this thing I finally found one but my FLIPPING GAME CRASHED so umm rip me plz halp meh keep my sane

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-30T18:11:14+00:00

Ooooooooooooooooooo so very majestic! Oh nu i punched it lvl 87 unicorn stabbed your crotch) aww now i cant have kids

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-16T20:06:57+00:00

Watch out while taming and never tame close to a level 60 giga found myself a level 145 unicorn started taming and it ran to a giga it killed the unicorn and me

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-10-02T05:32:45+00:00

So i found a unicorn and i wanted to tame it i used major soothing balm and rockarrots (did u spot my mistake?) on mobile unicorns only tame with griffin kibble and i didnt have that i forgot that u need super kibble🗿🗿🗿🗿 so i wasted 75 ancient amber💀💀💀💀

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-04T05:12:55+00:00

I saw a Quetzal in the mountains I knew it didn’t belong there and didn’t naturally spawn there so i kept thinking about it few minutes later A UNICORN WAS WHERE THE QUETZAL WAS I knew it was an omen I picked up the unicorn with my Argy flew it home and with my rock carrot farm I tamed it and put it with my 3 equus so REMEMBER WHERE CERTAIN ANIMALS SPAWN IT WILL ALWAYS BE AN OMEN